Not Me Monday!

Not Me Monday is back!  In an effort to share our imperfections as moms and laugh about it, I bring you a few things that I DID NOT DO. 

Not me.

Nope, I didn't use my shirt sleeve to dust my entertainment center.  Nope, I surely got out my dusting mitt and did it properly, NOT with my shirt sleeve.  Not me, I'm not lazy!


I definitely didn't yell "Those eggs are organic!  They aren't going to waste!" when my daughter threw her scrambled eggs on the floor because she was sick of them.  And I definitely didn't eat them off the floor because of the fact they cost $2983.38 per egg. 


And I didn't feed my daughter a dinner of cheddar bunnies, string cheese and frozen blueberries because her Dad was gone, I had leftovers and I was too lazy to fix up anything else.  Most assuredly, I didn't feed her that meal on top of a Rubbermaid container because I was was too lazy to toss them in her high chair.  We already went over the fact that I'm not lazy.