Please kick me in the face if I ever...

Please kick me in the face...

...if I ever spend more on soda than I spend for those who truly need clean water to live.

...if I spend more time rescuing animals from a shelter than rescuing children from slavery.

...if I spend more on medications to get thin, and forget to give to those who need a simple medicine to live.

...if I spend more money on going out to eat than I give to the hungry. 

...if I fill my closet with expensive goods and don't clothe the destitute.

...if I spend more on disposable products than helping others who just need basic necessities.

...if I spend more on needless house upgrades, while others in my small town sleep in the Walmart parking lot with their small children.

...if I spend more money on my vacations than I give to mission work.

...if I spend more on bottled water, while others long for a sip of any water.

...if I ever spend more on my pet's food than I give to the homeless.

I could go on, but first I need to be excused so I can go clean my shoe and prepare my face for a kicking.

Ouch.